I REALLY LIKE THIS URBAN LEGEND BEHIND THE WORD, "FUCK"
THAT SAID THAT IN THE MIDDLE AGES, DURING THE BLACK DEATH, RESOURCES WERE SCARCE SO COUPLES HAD TO OBTAIN ROYAL PERMISSION TO HAVE CHILDREN
SO THEY HAD TO PUT UP A SIGN ON THEIR HOUSE (VISIBLE ON THE ROAD) THAT SAID,
“FORNICATION UNDER CONSENT of KING”
AND THEIR ENTIRE STREET WOULD KNOW THEY’RE FUCKING
This is one of the few things of note my father taught me.
Yeah, still not true, and if you think people only fuck with others’ permission then congratulations on your fifth grade graduation, you may want to wait until high school though to perceive these kinds of things
WOW LOOK AT THE LITTLE SMARTYPANTS-I’M-IN-HIGHSCHOOL-AND-I-KNOW-EVERTYTHING BEING AN EXPERT IN THE TERM "URBAN LEGEND"
- lestrade: so sherlock, what do you think?
- sherlock: this woman is dead
- lestrade: okay...i was hoping you'd expand on that
- sherlock: this woman is hella dead