atopfourthwall:

rossthenerd:

Some of the many funny Batman and Alfred moments over the years. BROTP.

Alfred Pennysass.

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joshpeck:

do you ever just realize that you’re not a good person

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He is the feline equivalent of Robert of the House Baratheon, the First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm.

He is the feline equivalent of Robert of the House Baratheon, the First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm.

Anonymous said: I think girls are only pretty if they have thigh gaps. And if you disagree that probably means you're an ugly fat slob

crapaccino:

ok buddy let me show you something here that might just help you get that 8 foot tree out of your ass and actually learn to not be a potato fart for the rest of your life. 

this is me and my wonderful nonexistent thigh gap. sure there may be some fat on my thighs but that sure as hell does not make me fat. 

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and this? this is my face. so if you wanna call me ugly then by all means go ahead. but then once you’re done with that make sure you come out of your parents basement, wipe that cheeto dust off your face, and ask your disappointed mother to make you an appointment for the optometrist because you’re clearly fucking blind. 

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so next time before you go around calling people ugly fat slobs, take a second and think about what the fuck you’re saying because hiding behind your computer screen is going to get you no where in life. oh yeah, and one more thing buddy, 

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fuck you.

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aaliyah1979-2001:

Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Gemini: fake
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Libra: basic
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Capricorn: bitter
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself

HOE AND NOT ASHAMED OF IT XD

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amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

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colormebadder:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

Yes lord

The decision to follow listoflifehacks might end up killing me but I’ll die happy so

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flamingoboi:

queeringthrulife:

franklyitsscarlett:

irisparry:

downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:



I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.

OH MY FUCKING GOD

YES! MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!

This made me feel fucking old.

We’re too young to have the decade we grew up in be the simpler time everyone wants to go back to! 

flamingoboi:

queeringthrulife:

franklyitsscarlett:

irisparry:

downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.

OH MY FUCKING GOD

YES! MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!

This made me feel fucking old.

We’re too young to have the decade we grew up in be the simpler time everyone wants to go back to! 

(Source: theacheofmodernism)

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  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: i'm gay for natalie dormer

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johnhoustonstockton:

just wanna get rich enough to buy my mom all the shit she deserves 

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continueplease:

After reading that dogs lick the mouths of whomever they feel is in charge, I just feel like this dog is thinking “I CAN’T HANDLE THIS MUCH RESPONSIBILITY.”

continueplease:

After reading that dogs lick the mouths of whomever they feel is in charge, I just feel like this dog is thinking “I CAN’T HANDLE THIS MUCH RESPONSIBILITY.”

(Source: collaterlysisters)

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