Anonymous said: I think girls are only pretty if they have thigh gaps. And if you disagree that probably means you're an ugly fat slob
ok buddy let me show you something here that might just help you get that 8 foot tree out of your ass and actually learn to not be a potato fart for the rest of your life.
this is me and my wonderful nonexistent thigh gap. sure there may be some fat on my thighs but that sure as hell does not make me fat.
and this? this is my face. so if you wanna call me ugly then by all means go ahead. but then once you’re done with that make sure you come out of your parents basement, wipe that cheeto dust off your face, and ask your disappointed mother to make you an appointment for the optometrist because you’re clearly fucking blind.
so next time before you go around calling people ugly fat slobs, take a second and think about what the fuck you’re saying because hiding behind your computer screen is going to get you no where in life. oh yeah, and one more thing buddy,
Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself
HOE AND NOT ASHAMED OF IT XD
I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK
I feel like a legend.
OH MY FUCKING GOD
YES! MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!
This made me feel fucking old.
We’re too young to have the decade we grew up in be the simpler time everyone wants to go back to!
- what she says: i'm fine
- what she means: i'm gay for natalie dormer