chadleymacguff:

that is the most relevant thing Rita Ora has done with her career

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melissadoom:

asgardreid:

boyfriendhook:

In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER

Did the Tyrells bring Starbucks to King’s Landing?

Even better, he’s holding coffee in the hand he’s not supposed to have!

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surgeongenerals:

i feel like this is really important

surgeongenerals:

i feel like this is really important

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oomshi:

if you wouldn’t suck a dick for one million dollars you are lYINGg

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Lesbian alternatives to the phrase “Cockblock”

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

mutantlexi:

seniorcriminalistsusiechang:

lifeismeanttobealittlemessy:

wilderebellion:

minkleburg:

1) Vagected
2) Twat swat
3) Clam jam
4) Clitorference
5) Beaver impeder
6) Taco blocko
7) Scissorception

this has been a post

#4 is my favorite

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8) Susie Chang

How many times do I have to tell you guys? It’s unintentional I swear!

Beaver Dam

I am totally going to use every single one of these in day-to-day conversation from now on

Beaver Dam-ing and Clitoference are totally my favourites right now :D

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the-sexylosers-club:

mcpeace323:

Stretch marks? 

You mean sick ass lightning tattoos 

Best description I’ve ever heard

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venezitos:

keyblade-assassin:

glittertitties:

paper-planes-and-toy-trains:

you are my sunshine

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my only sunshine

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you make me happy

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when skies are gray

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you’ll never know dear

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how much i love you

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please dont take

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my sunshine away

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this is the most beautiful post i have ever seen I’m my life

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multipack:

excuse me mom but whoever smelt it dealt it so it is in fact YOU who’s doing the weed

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fortheloveofotps:

unfollovving:

princecutie:

unfollovving:

We think cats are adorable no matter how skinny or fat they are, so why do we treat humans any different.

I hate all cats

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YOU APOLOGIZE TO THE SAD CATS RIGHT NOW MISTER

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heavybucks:

Heavybucks powerbeats giveaway 
So as you see, friend of mine has loads of those in his shop. He gave me 2 boxes as a gift, one to me and one for whoever I want to give it to.
But instead! Why not make a giveaway?!
I will send those sexy powerbeats to a lucky person!
To be apart of this you need to:
follow ME and HIM
like & reblog
I will pay for the shipping worldwide. This will end May 20th 2014. Generator will be used to pick up a random tumblr user (the winner).
Also, if you’re bored and want to make money by testing apps on your phone click here for more info.
Gain followers click here.
Good Luck!

heavybucks:

Heavybucks powerbeats giveaway 

So as you see, friend of mine has loads of those in his shop. He gave me 2 boxes as a gift, one to me and one for whoever I want to give it to.

But instead! Why not make a giveaway?!

I will send those sexy powerbeats to a lucky person!

To be apart of this you need to:

  • follow ME and HIM
  • like & reblog

I will pay for the shipping worldwide. This will end May 20th 2014. Generator will be used to pick up a random tumblr user (the winner).

Also, if you’re bored and want to make money by testing apps on your phone click here for more info.

Gain followers click here.

Good Luck!

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