Societal expectations of sex don’t make any sense
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
(via esstiel)
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
(via caleb-denecour)
no matter how ugly you think you are, always remember—Hannibal could probably make an absolutely beautiful dish out of you.
(via tonystarksnipples)
Pie and whiskey fuck yeah
- Doctor Who fandom: WE ALL SHOULD EAT FISH FINGERS AND CUSTARD, SOUFFLÉS, AND JAMMY DODGERS JUST LIKE ON THE SHOW!
- Supernatural fandom: Pie and whiskey over here!
- Sherlock fandom: Just tea for me thanks.
- Hannibal fandom: ..................wat
I spy with my little eye a deep emotional issue that will probably develop into a drinking problem in my near future
I may have just found my new favorite swear phrase.
(via courtnog)
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
or ‘had had’
(via theneedfornirvana)
the fuck am i suppose to do with this
i have honestly never laughed so hard in my entire life
(via supermansbabygirlx0)
I thought I should share some things I’ve collected
Tumblr at night is by far the greatest thing in existence.
(via supermansbabygirlx0)
For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.
(via mynameisagent)
- Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*
- mom: you're so beautiful, sweetie!
- dad: if any boy asks you out, i'm coming for him.
- grandparents: you're so gorgeous, guys must be all over you
- friends of parents: you're going to break a lot of hearts
- friends: you're pretty, now shut up.
- boys: why is that potato looking at me