whose line will forever be one of my favorites
Box full of sex toys arrived in the mail today. I may or may not fall off the radar for a minute.
and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,
"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"
And the whole class just went
and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”
Stop asking for 2014 to be good to you. Fucking grab your balls and make it good.
Grabbed balls and just ended up masturbating. Instructions were unclear.
Attempted to grab own balls. Attempt failed. Requested to grab boyfriend’s balls. Had my motives questioned. long story short 2014’s gonna be a tough year
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