Societal expectations of sex don’t make any sense
Pie and whiskey fuck yeah
- Doctor Who fandom: WE ALL SHOULD EAT FISH FINGERS AND CUSTARD, SOUFFLÉS, AND JAMMY DODGERS JUST LIKE ON THE SHOW!
- Supernatural fandom: Pie and whiskey over here!
- Sherlock fandom: Just tea for me thanks.
- Hannibal fandom: ..................wat
- Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*
- mom: you're so beautiful, sweetie!
- dad: if any boy asks you out, i'm coming for him.
- grandparents: you're so gorgeous, guys must be all over you
- friends of parents: you're going to break a lot of hearts
- friends: you're pretty, now shut up.
- boys: why is that potato looking at me