kafkai:

dilated:

I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise.

And then i assume that they are lying to make fun of me

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textsfrommittens:

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sherlockandmoriar-tea:

I’m just waiting for a Supernatural episode where God shows up like

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tablespoons:

loling-in-the-deep:

imagine if your name was a swear word

motherfucker can you please come down to the office

omg at first i thought u meant like ur name was used as a swear word 

shut the brittany up go chris yourself

(Source: officialswagmom)

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necessary-sass:

vanconcastiel:

mychemicallovegood:

devildears:

starscreamsswayinghips:

notmoose-winchester:

justdesti-el:

loki-dokey:

lordwhat:

This is what I choose to do with my spare time.

I JUST LOS T My SHIT

I’m sO FUCKING DONE

I loST IT AT SAM

I’M NOT EVEN LAUGHING ANYMORE I’M JUST WHEEZING AND CLUTCHING MY CHEST.

OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE


 

If you don’t think this is perfect then you’re wrong haha

STOP T H I S

This is so ridiculous wHY CANT I STOP LAUGHIN G

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  • someone: anime is trash
  • anime fan: ikr
  • someone: homestuck is garbage
  • homestuck fan: *hi-five*
  • someone: superwholock is shit
  • superwholock fan: UMMM WTF I'LL FUCCIN BURN U AND THEN BURY U WHERE NO-ONE CAN FIND U *364781 gifs of humperdink croydensnatch*

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myangelsdontwearwings:

sickandcool:

shercasm:

tinalikesbutts:

I was mucking around with Audacity, listening to songs in reverse. For the fun of it, I put on everyone’s favorite song, Blurred Lines. And shockingly, I heard something I had never expected to hear. Robin Thicke was fooling us this whole time. He wasn’t trying to be misogynistic, he wanted us to listen closer to the song and understand that he in fact does believe his lady partner needs to be treated with the utmost respect.

You might find it VERY hard to believe, but I implore you to listen very closely (with headphones if you can, because it can be hard to hear). The message I’m talking about comes in around the 30 second mark.

After the 30sec mark I just kind of stared at my wall for the rest of the song trying to accept what I just heard.

IM FUCKING DONE

motherfucker

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Anonymous said: What's so bad about periods

mistyslay:

  • Blood comes out of your vagina for anywhere from 3-7 days
  • That blood you lose can be around 4 tablespoons to a cup
  • a cup of blood, vaginal mucus, and endometrial tissue
  • You get cramps that will make you cry. You can vomit and/or pass out from them
  • You will get horrible mood swings
  • You get headaches
  • Backaches
  • Your breasts hurt so bad sometimes you can’t even touch them
  • You get acne everywhere
  • Your actual vagina could be sore
  • Your feel constantly tired
  • You have a constant fear of soaking through your pad/tampon
  • You can’t lay a certain way in bed
  • You take pill after pill and it still doesn’t help
  • You bloat and gain weight
  • You might have anemia (iron deficiency) which can not clot your blood causing so much blood loss it’ll be deadly
  • You never feel full
  • Everything irritates you
  • You will cry a lot
  • Once you get up in the morning, your center of gravity has shifted and all the blood settling in you during the night will now rush out of you causing you to clench your legs tightly to avoid leaking
  • You get made fun of for having a period ?////?/?/
  • You’re forced to go to school/work
  • You get told that you’re overreacting

but ya know, fixing your dick discreetly in public is bad too

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yelloweyedcrowley:

things that totally 100% happened in s9 → 20/23

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